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RoastWeb

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Roast your SEO, speed, security and AI-search readiness

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Roast your website's SEO, speed and security, then fix it. One brutally honest audit checks Core Web Vitals, technical SEO, keywords, accessibility, security, and how ready your site is for AI search (ChatGPT, Perplexity, Google AI Overviews). Every problem is explained in plain English, and one click turns the fixes into a ready-to-paste prompt for Claude or Cursor. The free tier shows your full score and everything that's wrong, no signup. The honest alternative to PageSpeed Insights.

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Built RoastWeb because every free site checker gave me a wall of numbers and no clue what to do with them. PageSpeed says your LCP is 4.1s. Ok. Now what? RoastWeb runs a full audit and tells you in plain English what's wrong and how to fix it: - Core Web Vitals and real page speed - Technical SEO: meta tags, schema, headings, broken links, mobile - Security headers (HSTS, CSP, the rest) - Accessibility and social tags - Keyword research: what you rank for, search volume, difficulty, plus keywords to target - Competitor tracking so you can roast a rival and compare Every roast can also spit out an AI fix prompt. Paste it into Claude, Cursor or ChatGPT and the fixes get written for you. One free roast a day, score and problems included. Full fix report (details, AI prompt, PDF) is one credit per site. No subscription, nothing recurring. Don't paste a site you're precious about. What checks do you wish it caught?

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1h ago

Your site can rank #1 on Google and still be invisible to ChatGPT

Search is splitting in two. Google's crawler and an AI answer engine read your page completely differently. RoastWeb checks four things most audit tools don't touch yet: GEO. Can AI crawlers reach and understand you. llms.txt, robots rules, structured data. AEO. Can an assistant lift a direct answer off your page. FAQ structure, clean headings, a quotable opening line. LLMO. Is your brand unambiguous to a model. Organization schema, sameAs links, a title and H1 that agree. SXO. Does the click from an AI answer land somewhere useful. Mobile, a clear next step, real content.
Each is a 0 to 100 with per-check pass or fail. It reads your raw HTML exactly like a non-rendering crawler does, so what you see is what an AI actually sees.
Launching Sept 22. Run your site and see which of the four you're already failing.
Site: https://roastweb.com

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3h ago

I killed the subscription. RoastWeb is pay-per-scan now.

RoastWeb used to sell Pro and Agency plans. Nobody wanted a monthly bill for a tool they'd use in bursts. You audit a site, you fix it, you're done for a while. So I ripped out the subscription and switched to credits. - one free roast a day, forever - the full fix report costs about a dollar a scan - no recurring charge, no plan to cancel The free roast shows your score and what's wrong. Credits unlock the fixes, the code snippets, and the AI prompt. Felt more honest to charge for the thing people actually come back for, once, when they need it. Launching Sept 22. Site: https://roastweb.com

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9h ago

Why I built RoastWeb (and why it's honest to a fault)

I kept paying for audit tools that gave me a green checkmark and a vague "could be improved." Nobody told me what was actually wrong or how to fix it. So I built the tool I wanted: - paste a URL, get a score for SEO, speed, security, and AI-search readiness - see exactly which checks failed and why - get an AI fix prompt you paste into Claude or Cursor to do the work One honest moment from building it: for a week, my own analytics said zero visitors. Turned out my Google Analytics tag was broken, not my traffic. I only found it because I went looking. Most people never do. That's the kind of thing RoastWeb is built to catch.
Free tier shows every score and what's wrong. Credits unlock the fixes.
Launching Sept 22. Would love an honest roast of the roaster.
Site: https://roastweb.com

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