AI-powered startup roaster that predicts exactly how your idea dies. 💀 Survival Score 💸 Financial Disaster Report 👥 Founding Team Delusion Level ✉️ VC Rejection Email 🧵 Reddit Thread Roast 📰 TechCrunch Shutdown Headline 🔥 The Pivot (actually useful) English + Malayalam 🇮🇳 Download your Death Certificate.

Hey PH! 👋 I'm a CS student from Kerala, India 🇮🇳 — and I built Kastam.ai the week before my semester exams. Classic founder move, I know 💀 The idea: every startup pitch deserves a brutal, honest autopsy before the investors see it. So Kastam gives you the full funeral — 📊 Survival score ("12% — Dead on Arrival") 💸 Financial disaster ("Revenue: $14.50. Burned: $4.2M") 👥 Founding team delusion level ✉️ VC rejection email 🧵 Reddit thread roast 📰 TechCrunch shutdown headline 💼 LinkedIn founder cope post 🔥 + the one pivot that could've actually saved you My favourite detail: try closing the tab mid-roast. You'll get a popup that says "You can't close fate. Your startup autopsy is already in progress." 😂 Also works in Malayalam — probably the only startup roaster in any Indian regional language. Would love your feedback, your roast results, and your most delusional startup ideas in the comments 👇 What's the most ridiculous startup idea you've seen — or built? 👀

honestly the "Death Certificate" download is such a clever touch, makes the whole roast concept feel way more memorable than just another AI critique tool

Tried roasting my side project idea and the VC rejection email had me actually laughing out loud, especially the line about "we've seen this market from three other decks this quarter." Genuinely fun if you have thick skin.

honestly the "Death Certificate" download is such a clever touch, makes the whole roast concept feel way more memorable than just another AI critique tool

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AI roasts your startup before investors do

AI roasts your startup before investors do