I get that it's a joke and as much as it's amusing... well... insomnia is a real sickness and I am afraid some insomniacs might try to use Insomnobot3000, and that would be a disaster.
Alyse, Lindsay, maybe you can put some warning note for users, that prolonged looking at this page ( almost any page) or phone's screen will actually deepen the insomnia and minimize or cancel whatever chance they had to fall asleep?
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