Fuck You Money Capital

Fuck You Money Capital

The only fund you get to spend your stonks money

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💰 Did you make bank on $GME, $AMC or anything Elon mentioned? Did you cash in at your startup's IPO? 👉 Think you can invest in this fund? You probably aren't rich enough. 🤑 This could be the fund for you.
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Launch tags:Funny•Investing•Crowdfunding
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Altryne
Extensionizr
This is like literally a scam. Funny or not, this shouldn't be up here.
Nikhil Venkatesh
@altryne Yeah I actually thought this was pretty funny till I saw that stripe checkout page... This is so shady!
Nathan Arnold
@altryne And they're operating under a real limited company. Looks like this scam needs reporting to the FCA.
Toby Allen
Club Recorder
Maker
@altryne I appreciate you think it's a scam, but it's far from that. I built it as a working fund, thought InvestMill is a real company, no one is actually going to put there money in this, hence the joking side of things.
Altryne
Extensionizr
@toby007allen "no one should put money into this" should pop up when someone clicks invest. That you send it to the actual stripe checkout page seems super super shady.
Toby Allen
Club Recorder
Maker
@altryne That's fair feedback, thought the over-nuts nature of the jokes would make this clear. Thanks for the feedback.
Toby Allen
Club Recorder
Maker
📈 🚀 Did you make a ton of money off $GME or $AMC? Hit Bitcoin at 40k and cashed out? Well I've got the fund for you - This is the one place you can use your Fuck you Money with. Wait what's that you say? "A term used to describe the phenomena of an individual having so much money that they no longer experience any financial insecurity and can boldly say fuck you to almost anyone, unfazed by the consequences of having done so." - Urban Dictionary. 💸 So I created the fund for you! This is the one fund you can invest in and literally not care what we invest in. You'll be told, maybe, someday. It could be in climate change as it could be in the new clubhouse or simply in Kanya's next TikTok - Who knows 🤷‍♂️ Exciting right? We thought so and if you're having any doubts about investing, then you're probably not rich enough. That's ok, there's still Robinhood for you. This is the big boy league. The stonks-rich league. This is where Elon's putting all his Dogecoin winnings. Probably. Would you care if it wasn't true? After all, you're so rich it doesn't matter, so come invest! Welcome to the era of the nouveau stonking rich 🤑 ✌ Toby
Whit Anderson
Not a Plunger
HA awesome launch!! I love the design of the site 🙌 looks incredible! Webflow?
Toby Allen
Club Recorder
Maker
@whit_anderson for once I didn't go with Webflow but with the guys at Dorik
The Yixe
@toby007allen did you make it custom? it looks nothing like any of the dorik themes! <3
Toby Allen
Club Recorder
Maker
@the_yixe yup fully custom
Ash
Unslack
Wow! What a fast build! Way to provide a new service for everyone recently becoming 'tres comas rich'. Can only imagine the companies this will fund 😂
Valentin Haarscher
Juste subscribed to the Ballr Tier 🔥
Ravi Bajnath
I remember donating to those in need was a preferable way to dispose of income.
Toby Allen
Club Recorder
Maker
@ravi_bajnath Would totally do that1
You have an actual check out page, and running this under a real LLC? That's more than just a joke, delete this.
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