Bugkiss

I once saw a window sticker which read, "I want to kiss every bug, but they are so small and my lips are so strong." I'm not sure where it originated, but it made me laugh. Then it made me think: this is a problem I can solve. I am an artist who creates satirical and allegedly "comedic" products (usually in poor taste), so making a bug kisser was right up my alley. It was only intended as a joke, though; I never imagined I'd be getting to first base with dozens of creepy crawlies in my backyard for the internet LOLs. Other people enjoyed watching me smooch insects so much that they clamored to have a sets of little bug kissers of their own. I had no choice. The internet made me do it. The world has suffered for so long without Bugkiss; now it's time to suffer WITH Bugkiss.

This is so freaking awesome 😂

Haha, this should be a product of the day (month?) 😅