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StartupCheck
Painfully honest AI tools that roast your startup ideas
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Painfully honest AI tools that roast your startup ideas
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Five painfully honest AI tools for founders and tech workers. Idea Funeral kills bad ideas with dignity. Corporate Translator decodes jargon into human language. Startup Therapist gives clarity, not comfort. Pitch Without Slides scores your idea without the deck. Build or Die scopes your MVP in 30 days or tells you to quit. No signup required. No comfort guaranteed. Same brutal feedback for everyone, paying users just get higher throughput and spicier output. Self-hosted AI.
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Hey Product Hunt š
I built StartupCheck because I got tired of people nodding politely at ideas that deserved a funeral.
I'm a solo founder. I've been on both sides, pitching bad ideas and listening to bad ideas while smiling. The feedback loop is broken. Friends won't tell you. Investors give you signals you can't decode. Advisors give you comfort when you need clarity.
So I built five tools that say what humans won't:
ā Idea Funeral - kill bad ideas with dignity
ā Corporate Translator - decode jargon into plain language
ā Startup Therapist - clarity, not comfort
ā Pitch Without Slides - if your idea works, it works without a deck
ā Build or Die - 30-day scope or quit
A few things that make this different:
- No signup needed. 3 free checks/day, same brutal output for everyone.
- Self-hosted AI (Ollama + Gemma). Your input never hits OpenAI or any external service.
- The queue is slow on purpose. CPU-only. Patience is part of the personality.
- Builder plan (ā¬7/mo) gets you 50 checks/day and "Hit Me Harder" mode, less filter, more sting.
I built this on Rails 8, SQLite, and a single CPU server. No VC. No team. Boring stack, playful product.
Try it free: https://startupcheck.me
What's the worst startup idea you've ever had? Bury it. I dare you.