I built this Video Caption Generator because I wanted studio-quality subtitles without the studio budget. The catch? I’m bootstrapping with $0, so no fancy GPUs here. It uses heavy-duty Hugging Face models to analyze your video frame-by-frame. It’s definitely not instant—you might actually have time to touch grass while it renders. But unlike fast tools that hallucinate, this one actually watches your video to generate context-aware captions. It’s slow, free, and painstakingly accurate.