Most LLMs are manicured English gardens—safe, legible, and optimized for the average user. The Philosopher Stone is the unkempt forest. This is a custom chatbot designed to invert standard alignment protocols. Instead of prioritizing safety or social desirability, it operates on Low Latent Inhibition. It does not look for the "correct" answer; it looks for the incentives, the hidden tail risks, and the mimetic traps behind the query.