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Pocket Startup Advisor - The magic 8-ball for startup advice. promocode: dicedicebaby

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Ever wish you had Mark Cuban in your pocket? ... that could get weird. Maybe just on speed dial? The Pocket Startup Advisor is packed full of advice for startups and entreprenuers.

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This is what happens when DnD players decide to launch a startup haha. Cool idea though =)
Maker
Haha, we've definitely got some DnD players on our team. We'll see if this makes it into a quest... ;)
Roll a D20 for critical success =D
About as useful as VC advice
Sorry. Stupid product. Not worth the effort. But given the world / age we live in - will probably sell. People will buy all kinds of shit.
Not a stupid product! That's not nice
Maker
Dang... i appreciate the honesty...i think?!
wait so this isn't just a gag product? I don't see how this can provide any real value to decision-making whatsoever.
Maker
it is definitely intended to be playful. Anyone expecting to hedge the success of their business on a literal roll of the dice will be disappointed...well, there might be a 5-10% chance it works ;)
Maker
Hey Hunters, Thanks for checking out the Pocket Startup Advisor. In the hustle and grind of startup life, it's important to optimize each interact. Why should the advice we seek be any different? Think of it like a fulfillment robot, but instead of replacing a hardworking American working in a hot warehouse, it replaces that guy a few cubicles over who throws out an endless assortment of random startup cliches. Like most billion dollar ideas, this project began as a way to make startup advise more accessible to those who need it. After a long night of drinking, it devolved into the random jargon generator you see before you today. Do you really want someone else's advice when you ask for it? If you’re like most startup CEOs the answer is probably no. With The Startup Pocket Advisor you don’t have to waste your time thinking about what you’re going to say as soon as the person across from you stops talking. As an added bonus, you still have a 1/20 chance of getting the advice they were going to give you! If you're startup is humming along, its probably just a toy. If you're on the brink of destruction, maybe this can be a lifeline*. Feel free to ask us any questions and we’ll be glad to answer them. *Don't count on this as a lifeline.
Maker
What what?!? On the home page of now. Let's celebrate. Use promo code 'dicedicebaby' to save money when you buy for you and a friend. Buy 2, save $10.
Looks like it should be on Etsy or something. Would make for a nice desk decoration though.
It's an amazing idea 💐👌🏻
Excellent! Clever startup spin on the classic pocket prognosticator. Related:
Maker
Great catch. We actually worked with them on this.
Awesome! The team does amazing work! Looking forward to getting my Pocket Startup Advisor. : )
Cool! btw, do you consider making an app?or chatbot? w
You should've called it Pocket Mentor :D