roast-my-code is a CLI that scans your repo for AI-generated code smell patterns — TODOs, placeholder variable names (foo/bar/temp), empty exception handlers, commented-out blocks — and scores it 0–100. It then calls an LLM (Groq free tier, $0 to run) to generate a brutal roast referencing your actual file names and worst offenders. Unlike pylint or flake8, it specifically targets what AI coding assistants leave behind. Exports a shareable HTML report + badge.