Progress Quest - The most addictively useless RPG you'll ever play

I'm amused by zero-player games (are they really games?) and this one is a classic. Name your character, pick your race/class, roll for stats, then sit back and watch them play. Akjix, my Trans-Kobold Voodoo Princess, just executed an underage Eel. :)

Just started and I already got the Reverential Amethyst of Rapidity. Eat it, nerds. p.s. <3 the Windows XP wrapper. I might keep "playing" this just for that.