Notch AI is a private AI assistant that runs 100% on your own PC: no cloud, no subscriptions. Download the .exe, and it picks the right local model (Qwen 2.5 / Gemma) for your hardware. Chat with live voice, query your PDFs with on-device RAG, generate images with SDXL Turbo & Flux, and reach your PC from your phone via an encrypted P2P tunnel. Zero bytes leave your machine. Early access: demo ships Nov 2, wishlist members first.