Modern analytics tools look great, but are heavy to run: a Node runtime, Docker, a Postgres or ClickHouse server. Minilytics is open-source and runs on plain PHP and SQLite, so you can drop it on any shared host in 1min. You still get everything from a regular analytics site ! Dashboard, sessions, referrers, custom events, conversion funnels and Umami import, all cookie-free. And with the built-in MCP server, Claude, ChatGPT or Cursor can answer questions about your traffic in plain words.