All I wanted to do was open a file. Instead, I had to login to Adobe, close the hideous sidebar, close the AI agent panel, and then read my doc. Why should I? So I built Hermes PDF, the no-nonsense messenger god of PDF readers. Built on Tauri instead of Electron to reduce bloat. 14MB, that's all you've always needed. Open a file, read it. That's it. That's the app.