The spreadsheet that outlived three systems I paid for

I have bought and dropped four different tools that each promised to replace my spreadsheet. The spreadsheet is still open right now. It is ugly, half the columns only make sense to me, but it never once gave me a confident answer that turned out to be wrong. Every tool that replaced it eventually did, and once that happens I stop trusting anything it tells me. Has anything actually earned enough trust to replace your spreadsheet, or are you still the one holding it together in your head?