Force-push to main? 40 commits that say "fix"? Committing at 3am? I'm building a thing that prosecutes these and I want to know which one deserves the longest sentence.
Paste any GitHub handle and CommitCrimes prosecutes it for crimes against version control: force-pushing to main, forty commits that say "fix", 3am pushes, repos left for dead. You get charges, a sentence, a shareable rap-sheet mugshot, and a README badge. Run yourself, your tech lead, or Linus Torvalds.
