Who would actually pay for a piece of a fake planet?

Don’t hate me. I know you’re probably looking at this thinking, “Ugh, another AI slop thing trying to make money.”

But before you roll your eyes, hear me out.

I made a fictional planet called Vestra IX (Could call it anything really) and divided it into plots that people can actually buy. You can put your name and logo on your little piece of the planet, get a postcard, and basically pretend you own real estate in space.

Is it useful? Probably not.

Is it stupid? Maybe.

But I had fun making it, and now I’m genuinely curious:

Would anyone actually pay $$$ to own a tiny piece of a planet that doesn’t exist?

Tell me it's a joke (maybe it is). Or what you’d put on your plot. 🪐