Bury anything, forever: your dead sleep schedule, a failed side project, the group chat that went quiet. Digging is free this opening week — every grave gets its own permanent link. Strangers can press R to pay respects, also free. A flower or a candle is $1 and puts your name on the stone. No accounts. One procedural pixel renderer draws the whole site, the previews and the share cards. Built solo on Cloudflare Workers + D1.