It’s 7:59 AM in Berlin. Your finger is hovering over the F5 key like a high-stakes poker player. You’ve been refreshing the appointment page for 14 minutes. 🥨 Suddenly, a blue slot appears. You click. The website crashes. You refresh again, and the next available slot is in October 2037. I got tired of learning useless vocab, so I built Bürolingo: Duolingo-style lessons for surviving the German administrative jungle.