Originally launched as a parody store for AI-generated joke products. This update ships the full developer toolkit: REST API (35k products, free key, 60 req/min, OpenAPI spec), a CLI (npx anycrap random), and a faker.js plugin as a drop-in for faker.commerce.productName(), no API key, works offline. Full dataset also on HuggingFace.

Anycrap instantly generates complete product pages from any text - AI-crafted description, specs, pricing, and image. Type "Quantum Toilet" and get a fully realized product concept in seconds. Nothing is for sale. Nothing is useful. That's the point. 130,000+ absurd products already created by real people, from "Melatonin Coffee" to "Barbed Wire Toilet Paper." Browse the catalog, hit random, waste your afternoon. No signup, free, zero productivity gains guaranteed.