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B2B Positioning Linter by aah, monster! - Instant, cynical diagnostic for founder headlines & hooks

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Most B2B founders spend $50,000 on ads and agencies before admitting their positioning reads like an apologetic intern's resume. I built this deterministic linter to catch surface cowardice, buzzword slop, and title dumping in 5 seconds. Zero tracking. Zero email required. Everything runs in your browser. Paste your headline, get your score, and fix what is costing you pipeline:

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paste your copy. get diagnosed. The Free Positioning Linter A 5-second sanity check. Flags generic buzzwords, title dumping, apologetic syntax, and lack of commercial stakes. ✓ Instant client-side score ✓ Surface syntax penalty audit ✗ No rewritten narrative pillars ✗ No complete LinkedIn profile overhaul The Personal Brand Audit (€199) A 4-6 page confidential executive teardown delivered entirely in writing in 48 hours. Zero Zoom discovery calls. ✓ The 3 distinct failure points in your current positioning ✓ Your revised narrative angle that competitors cannot steal ✓ Word-for-word rewrites for your core LinkedIn sections ✓ 48-hour delivery straight to your inbox