Launched this week
Run a software startup from a garage to an IPO. Ship features, squash bugs, hire a team (and a dog), survive the burn rate, and learn real SaaS metrics inc. MRR, churn, LTV, CAC, while a dry announcer narrates your every mistake. Free, in your browser, no signup required.
Love how the dry announcer turns real SaaS metrics like MRR and churn into actual gameplay tension instead of just throwing terms at you. Shipping a feature and watching the burn rate creep up hits different when you can feel the numbers doing something.
The dry announcer calling out your CAC mistakes is such a clever teaching device, it actually makes the metrics stick instead of feeling like a textbook. Free and no signup was the right call too, I was shipping features within a minute.
finally a sim that actually teaches MRR and churn instead of just slapping them on a tooltip. the dry announcer roasting my burn rate while i panic-hired three engineers was genuinely funny.
ran through a quick session and the dry announcer cracking jokes about my burn rate caught me off guard. actually learned more about churn vs ltv in ten minutes than i did reading three blog posts.
The dry announcer voice is a stroke of genius, it makes the dry SaaS metrics actually stick while you cringe at your own bad decisions. Rare to see something that teaches real startup math and still feels like a real game.
The dry announcer is a brilliant touch. Tying the absurdity of a literal game-show voiceover to real SaaS metrics like MRR and LTV makes the learning stick in a way slides never could.
Played through the first season and the dry announcer calling out my burn rate while I panic-hired a dog genuinely made me laugh. The SaaS metrics lessons sneak in nicely without feeling like a textbook.