Launched this week
Run a software startup from a garage to an IPO. Ship features, squash bugs, hire a team (and a dog), survive the burn rate, and learn real SaaS metrics inc. MRR, churn, LTV, CAC, while a dry announcer narrates your every mistake. Free, in your browser, no signup required.
The dry announcer roasting my churn rate while I forget to refill the coffee machine is genuinely funny. Also didn't expect to learn what CAC actually feels like under pressure, school never did that.
The dry narrator is genuinely funny and caught me off guard, especially when my churn spiked because I got cocky with pricing. Nice touch teaching MRR and CAC in a way that actually sticks instead of a boring textbook.
played through a quick run and the dry announcer roasting my burn rate decisions actually made me think about my own spending habits, weirdly educational.
The dry narrator cracks me up, especially when your burn rate explodes after hiring too fast. Genuinely learned more about LTV vs CAC in 15 minutes here than I did in a marketing course.
Played a quick round and the dry announcer caught me off guard, in a good way. Actually picked up the difference between MRR and LTV faster than any blog post I've read.
Tried it for a few minutes and the dry announcer cracking jokes about my churn rate while I'm desperately hiring devs actually made SaaS metrics click for me. The dog hire is a nice touch.
the dry announcer narrating your mistakes is such a smart hook, turns a metrics lesson into something that actually feels fun. love that it just runs in the browser with no signup, makes it way easier to send to a teammate.