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Run a software startup from a garage to an IPO. Ship features, squash bugs, hire a team (and a dog), survive the burn rate, and learn real SaaS metrics inc. MRR, churn, LTV, CAC, while a dry announcer narrates your every mistake. Free, in your browser, no signup required.






Love that the dry announcer calls out MRR and CAC in real time. Makes SaaS metrics feel earned instead of just tossed on a dashboard.
The dry announcer calling out your CAC and churn in real time is such a clever hook. Whoever wrote those quips clearly gets the SaaS grind.
love how the dry announcer calls out your burn rate while you're busy hiring a dog, super clever way to actually learn MRR and CAC without feeling like homework
Love how the dry announcer calls out your MRR missteps while you're busy shipping features, makes the SaaS lessons actually stick instead of feeling like a textbook.
shipping features while learning the actual SaaS metrics feels like a sneaky way to teach, the dry announcer made me laugh more than once.
The dry announcer voice is a stroke of genius, turning what could be dry metric tutorials into genuinely funny moments that actually make you want to keep playing.
the dry announcer voice is such a clever touch, it actually makes the burn rate sting a little less. love that the metrics feel like a real crash course and not a textbook.