Launched this week
Run a software startup from a garage to an IPO. Ship features, squash bugs, hire a team (and a dog), survive the burn rate, and learn real SaaS metrics inc. MRR, churn, LTV, CAC, while a dry announcer narrates your every mistake. Free, in your browser, no signup required.






The dry announcer reading off your CAC while you scramble to keep the lights on is such a sharp touch. Made the actual SaaS concepts click way faster than another textbook ever could.
Squashed a bug, hired a dog, watched my burn rate spiral while the deadpan announcer roasted my runway choices. Honestly loved how the MRR and churn lessons sneak in while you're just trying not to go under.
The dry announcer voice is such a clever touch, turning every MRR dip into a roast that actually teaches you why it happened. The "hire a dog" detail is the kind of joke that makes the whole loop feel human instead of yet another dashboard.
finally something that makes SaaS metrics click without putting me to sleep. the dry announcer roasting my runway decisions genuinely got a laugh out of me.
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Fun idea, I love these type of sim/manager games, but I think there could be more tool tips or help to explain what things mean
Can I transfer my in-game currency to my irl bank account?
does the burn rate change based on which features you ship, or is it a flat meter the whole game