Launched this week
Run a software startup from a garage to an IPO. Ship features, squash bugs, hire a team (and a dog), survive the burn rate, and learn real SaaS metrics inc. MRR, churn, LTV, CAC, while a dry announcer narrates your every mistake. Free, in your browser, no signup required.
The dry announcer calling out my runway decisions is a weirdly great touch, especially when churn starts climbing. Took me from garage to series A in one coffee and actually got me thinking about CAC in a way dashboards never have.
The dry announcer reading out my own bad metrics is the kind of brutally specific detail that makes this feel like it was made by people who've actually felt the burn rate creep up. Caught myself grinding for one more MRR point just to hear what the next quarter sounded like.
The dry announcer is unexpectedly charming, almost like having a sarcastic cofounder narrating your runway burns. Loved that the MRR and churn numbers actually update as you make decisions, makes the SaaS metrics stick in a way a slide deck never did.
Love how the dry announcer turns MRR and churn into actual tension instead of just dumping a glossary on you. Makes the SaaS metrics stick in a way no blog post ever has.
The dry announcer calling out your dumb decisions is such a great touch, it actually makes the SaaS metrics lessons stick instead of feeling like a textbook. Love that it's all in the browser with zero friction.
the dry announcer commenting on my terrible burn rate while I scramble to hire devs is genuinely hilarious, and picking up real SaaS metrics through gameplay beats another boring course.
The dry announcer cracking jokes about your runway while you fumble through hiring is a surprisingly fun way to actually internalize MRR and churn. Caught myself refreshing just to see what quip comes next.