Launched this week
Run a software startup from a garage to an IPO. Ship features, squash bugs, hire a team (and a dog), survive the burn rate, and learn real SaaS metrics inc. MRR, churn, LTV, CAC, while a dry announcer narrates your every mistake. Free, in your browser, no signup required.






The dry announcer narrating your mistakes is a genuinely clever way to teach SaaS metrics without it feeling like a textbook. Running the whole thing in-browser with no signup is a nice touch too, makes it way easier to just dive in and mess up a startup on a lunch break.
The dry announcer commenting on your CAC while you're frantically squashing bugs is such a clever touch. Makes learning those SaaS metrics feel like an actual game instead of a textbook.
Played a quick round and the dry announcer calling out my churn numbers while I fumbled through hiring made it weirdly addictive, actually learned what CAC feels like in practice.
the dry narrator absolutely killed me, especially when I overspent on office snacks for the dog. love that it teaches MRR and churn without feeling like a textbook.
ran through a quarter in about ten minutes and the dry announcer actually made me laugh at my own churn number. genuinely fun way to feel out saas metrics without reading another blog post.
The dry announcer cracking up every time I burned through runway was honestly the highlight. Also genuinely didn't expect to walk away actually knowing what LTV meant.
The dry announcer cracking up at your bad burn rate decisions is genuinely funny, and I learned more about MRR and churn in ten minutes than I did in a pricing webinar last month.