"Hey Product Hunt! 🔥 I built Roastify because developers, founders, and job hunters take themselves way too seriously. We constantly polish our GitHub graphs and resume summaries, but what if we just laughed at them? I wanted to build an insult generator that wasn't generic. Roastify analyzes real data—your actual language split on GitHub, structural patterns in your code, or CAC metrics in your startup pitch. It rotates Google Gemini flash models to deliver instant, contextual, and unhinged burns. What started as a simple prompt evolved into a gamified platform with localized achievements, chiptune arpeggios, a side-by-side Roast Battle mode, and offline fallback heuristics in case of rate limits. Everything runs privately via browser localStorage. Give it a spin, roast your code or resume, and tell me: what title did you unlock in the Achievement Vault? Let the burns begin! 💀"