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Knighted By Nobody
The honest knighthood. Free certificate, $10 immortality.
5 followers
The honest knighthood. Free certificate, $10 immortality.
5 followers
Companies charge $30-50 to make you a fake Lord and bury the fact that it confers nothing. Knighted By Nobody makes you a fake Knight for FREE - a gorgeous parchment Letters Patent, wax seal, and auto-generated faux-Latin motto - and admits the nothing in writing. The $10 upgrade buys a numbered serial on the public Permanent Roll: a forever vanity URL plus a premium 3-page PDF (the patent, a brutalist Decree of Legal Meaninglessness, and a wallet card). The honesty is the flex.
