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Knighted By Nobody
The honest knighthood. Free certificate, $10 immortality.
13 followers
The honest knighthood. Free certificate, $10 immortality.
13 followers
Companies charge $30-50 to make you a fake Lord and bury the fact that it confers nothing. Knighted By Nobody makes you a fake Knight for FREE - a gorgeous parchment Letters Patent, wax seal, and auto-generated faux-Latin motto - and admits the nothing in writing. The $10 upgrade buys a numbered serial on the public Permanent Roll: a forever vanity URL plus a premium 3-page PDF (the patent, a brutalist Decree of Legal Meaninglessness, and a wallet card). The honesty is the flex.
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How did you come up with the idea?
@naimz The "$50 Scottish Lord" gag was fake but fun, so I built the honest inverse: a free knighthood "By Nobody" that openly confers nothing.
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@tergel_munkhbat Haha, I love this, I saw your "You Can't Buy a Star" launch too. Fun concept, and I appreciate the honesty behind both products :)
@naimz Thank you! 🙏
LOL! I love this. I've seen those Scottish lord ads, and they do seem to be pretty popular, hilarious gift ideas.
I hope this works out for you, mate. This is awesome lol
@devrabb Thank you, mate — genuinely appreciate that 🙏