Josh Constine

@joshconstine money. this comment is money.

@eriktorenberg perfect, you should spit on Hook'd, @joshconstine.

@rrhoover as Josh's communication lead, I'll have to say...no comment.

@rrhoover The Omnibang emerged from an all night-hackathon when Josh fell asleep with his hair wet. Rather than only keeping it as an internal tool for pre-shower morning workflows, we reengineered it for scalability and started licensing it for day and nighttime use on Josh's face.

@joshconstine i quit.

@joshconstine fascinating story. But the real question is how do you acquire new Omnibang users? What's your growth hacking strategy?

@rrhoover Omnibang grows consistently by 20% per month, though consistent press coverage has spawned several copycats such as the lead singer of Vampire Weekend.

@ow that's a paid feature, COMING SOON.

@rrhoover Wait... I can't tell if you're joking or not. Really.

@nhbschr actually I have some related ideas here but I'm sorta kidding.... sorta.

@rrhoover Can't wait to see what you come up with! 👊