Staring at Vercel error logs broke my mental stack, so I built a serverless AI Tarot generator to aggressively judge my life choices. Cyber Jester uses Gemini 1.5 to deal hyper-specific, dark-humor fate cards based on your tech "Class". It features a Balatro-style UI and a custom 10-second "SERVER ON FIRE" penalty card if our free API gets DDoS'd. Zero friction, no sign-ups. Let RNGesus roast your tech debt!
Hi Product Hunt! 👋
I'm the maker of Cyber Jester. After spending my entire Friday night staring at Vercel error logs, I realized my mental stack was completely overflowing. Instead of actually fixing my legacy code, I spent the weekend building this cynical Web Toy to aggressively judge my life choices. 🤡
How it works:
You select your current "Class" (e.g., 10x Developer, Digital Peddler) and your "Broke Point", and our Gemini-powered engine deals you a hyper-specific, dark-humor fate card.
The Tech:
Built purely serverless with HTML/JS, Tailwind, and Gemini 1.5 Flash via Vercel. Because the Google AI free tier has strict rate limits, I even built a custom "SERVER ON FIRE" anomaly card that acts as a 10-second penalty timeout if we get DDoS'd. Turning an API crash into a feature! 💥
It's completely free, zero-friction, and requires no sign-ups. I built this to vent some indie-dev frustration, and I hope it brings a painful smile to anyone else battling tech debt today.
Try your luck and let me know which Anomaly card RNGesus deals you! 🃏
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