Curious Provisions: High-fidelity artifacts from an alternate past

Product Hunters! I'm Russell Fry, owner @ Curious Provisions. We're so pumped to be "hunted" today. We'll be available to answer any comments you have. Curious Provisions was founded on the simple observation that speakers have been getting ever-smaller, ever more geometric and minimalist, ever more unobtrusive. In other words: boring. We asked ourselves a few important questions: Where’s the personality or swagger in a sphere? A pill? A cube? Moreover, is a tiny plastic mold really the best way to experience music, arguably the defining artistic expressions of our species? Is it possible that in the headlong race to geometric minimalism in speakers, something important has been lost? We think so. At Curious Provisions, we believe the future is the past, and we build it every day in our Santa Monica workshop with high quality, high fidelity, hand-crafted Thumpers from authentic vintage suitcases. Never garish, Thumpers are attention-grabbers with class; the perfect complement to a day at the beach, the understated centerpiece for your living room. But looks will only get you so far in this world, which is why we go to great lengths to ensure every Thumper that leaves our workshop sounds at least as great as it looks. Custom-tuned to our exacting standards, with crisp highs, vibrant mids, and booming, thumping lows, Thumpers have to be heard in person to be believed.