Cosmic Intern

Horoscopes from the universe's least enthusiastic employee

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Horoscopes from the universe's least enthusiastic employee

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Enter your birthdate. Get a horoscope from an intern who does not believe in astrology but has strong opinions about your group chat behavior.

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Launch tags:Artificial Intelligence•Entertainment•Lifestyle

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Hey Product Hunt! I built Cosmic Intern because horoscope apps either take themselves too seriously or are obviously just making things up. So I made a burned-out fictional intern who reacts to real computed astrological data instead of inventing a vibe. Free daily reading for everyone with the option to download or share a reading, or $4.99/mo for a full daily breakdown emailed to you, all in the same deadpan voice. Built solo. Try it, tell me your sign, and let me know if it actually called you out or if the joke falls flat.

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