Hey PH 👋 The short version: paste a URL, get a score + 2 verdicts free. Pay $9 to unlock the full measured audit. The honest version: I got tired of "landing page audits" that are just a chat model reading the text you paste. Those miss 80% of what matters. BrutalRoast loads your page in a real browser (Playwright) and runs: Lighthouse : actual LCP, CLS, and total blocking time. Not estimated. Measured. axe-core : every contrast failure, missing alt text, and unlabeled input on your rendered page, not your HTML. Technical SEO : title, meta description, H1, Open Graph, schema, canonical, sitemap. Pass/fail, no ambiguity. Vision AI on real screenshots : desktop, tablet, and mobile. It judges the layout a chat model never sees. ("Your cookie banner is covering the CTA on mobile" is a real verdict we ship.) Benchmark vs SaaS medians : your performance and accessibility scores compared to real baselines, not a generic rubric. Then we score your copy on 10 fixed criteria. Same yardstick every time. The difference in one line: ChatGPT compares you to nothing, sees no render, and guesses your speed. We measure all three. Pricing: Free score + 2 verdicts, no account $9 one-time — full audit, shareable link, no account needed $19/mo Starter (20 audits) · $49/mo Pro (100 audits) Founding 50 : active right now: Pro for a full year, $49 one-time instead of $588. Limited to 50. If you ship landing pages regularly, this is the deal. Code : PRODUCTHUNT See what a full audit looks like: https://brutalroast.io/r/sample — fully unlocked, no paywall. That's what you're buying. Solo founder, bootstrapped, launched this week. Happy to answer anything below.

BrutalRoast

The landing page audit ChatGPT can't run

The landing page audit ChatGPT can't run