Azfar

Alright, here’s the deal: I've been embedded in founder chaos for years. Not as a sidekick, but as the person who makes sense of the mess, fills the gaps, and moves the needle without needing a babysitter. This isn’t a SaaS or another "virtual assistant." It is the launch of someone who's lived the scrappy, pirated-course, build-it-from-scratch life and still came out ahead. You’re not hiring a service. You’re plugging in a brain that sees what’s broken and just fixes it. Throw me your weirdest challenge, your half-baked idea, or the task you've avoided for weeks. There's a 90 percent chance I'll be able to handle it. And if I can't, I'll find someone who can do it at the cost of your one burger.