CedarPulse — Every Product Has a Pulse: Scan any product. The product thinks back.

Hey Product Hunt 👋 I'm Bret — solo founder, Elma WA (population 3,000). CedarPulse started as a simple question: why does a can of green beans know nothing about itself? It knows its printed date. That's it. It doesn't know if it was recalled. It doesn't know its carbon footprint. It doesn't know if a competitor is cheaper on the next shelf. It doesn't know whether the cold chain was broken during shipping, and it's going to spoil 4 days before the label says it will. CedarPulse fixes that. One QR code. Ten intelligence engines. Every product on earth — food, pharma, cars, lumber, electronics — is alive with real intelligence. Manufacturers pay per scan. Retailers pay per store. Consumers scan for free. Built on the same Triple Fork Architecture as CedarOS — Claude handles synthesis, Grok handles supply chain and maritime, and Gemini handles satellite imagery. One shared brain. Running nightly at 3 AM. Pricing: Starter $99/mo · Growth $299/mo · Enterprise $999/mo Happy to answer anything. 🌲