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AI explains why investors will reject your pitch deck
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AI explains why investors will reject your pitch deck
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Upload your pitch deck. AI reads every slide and explains exactly what an investor thinks — as their inner monologue. Not "improve your market slide." But: "Investor closes the deck here because your TAM has no source." 10 criteria: Problem, Solution, Market, Business Model, Traction, Team, Competition, Financials, Unique Advantage, Narrative Logic. Free preview: 3 of 10 criteria. Full roast: $9 via crypto. No account. No Stripe. Just upload.
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Founders get rejected and hear "not a fit" — nothing actionable. No Deal fixes that: upload your deck, get the investor's exact inner monologue for each slide. What made this hard: calibrating the AI to be brutal but not cruel. The tone is "surgeon, not comedian" — precise and fast, no anesthesia.
Tech: Next.js + Vercel, Gemini 2.0 Flash with Groq/Llama fallback, Upstash Redis, crypto payments only (Base + Tron). Free preview: 3 of 10 criteria. Full roast: $9.
🎟 First 10 people — DM me and I'll send a coupon code for a free full roast (one use each).
Hardest part was calibrating the AI to be brutal but not cruel. Happy to answer anything!