That time I YOLO'd on production DB

Let me tell you about the night I aged 10 years in 4 seconds.

11pm. Bug was on fire. I was half asleep, fingers on autopilot.

Ran the query. Hit enter.

"Wait... why does this look wrong?"

........

UPDATE without WHERE. 200k rows. Production.

I just sat there. Completely frozen. That specific kind of silence where you know exactly what you did and your brain just... refuses to process it.