A dark-humour strategy card game where you play as a dying smartphone's operating system. Swipe left or right on incoming events - virus attacks, RAM-hungry apps, a user who's getting dangerously attached. Balance Battery, RAM, Temperature, and User Satisfaction or face a very specific, very humiliating KERNEL PANIC screen. ~200 unique cards, real-time crisis mini-games, and hardware that escalates from a Brick Phone 2G to a neural interface. The phone always loses. How is up to you.