AI food critic that brutally roasts your meals. Snap a photo and get a savage personalized critique, scored across 5 absurd categories like Raccoon Appeal and Sadness Index. See what a Michelin chef would've made instead. Challenge friends to plate battles. Build daily roasting streaks. When the roast hits too hard, tap "Rescue My Plate" for real cooking tips. Submit your worst to the Hall of Shame leaderboard. Available in 9 languages. No meals were respected in the making of this app.