What's the worst cold message you've ever received? 😅

I'll start. Last week I got a LinkedIn message that opened with "Hi {first_name}, I noticed you're the CEO of {company}." The template wasn't even filled in.

We built Prosyo because outreach like this is everywhere, and it makes every honest seller look bad.

Drop the worst one you've received (blur the name). I'll rewrite the best few the way we think they should have been written, live in the comments.