While modern TTS apps push heavy cloud AI and costly subscriptions, NeoTalker takes a radically fast, privacy-first route. Built with Rust and Tauri, it revives the classic, crystal-clear PicoTTS engine in an ultra-lightweight desktop app (~25MB, <50MB RAM). Features: • Featherweight footprint • Offline privacy: zero telemetry • Unrestricted exports: queue hours of audios to MP3/OGG/WAV • DSP vibrato & smart text normalizer • Nostalgic pricing: pay once, keep forever. Built for Windows by Yeib.