Existing LOLBin catalogs (LOLBAS, GTFOBins) are static, OS-isolated guides with no analysis tools. LOLPulse transforms this by uniting 303+ Windows, Linux, and macOS binaries into one live triage engine. Instead of passive docs, defenders paste obfuscated commands to instantly strip carets, decode payloads, and simulate process trees. What truly sets it apart: it automatically generates production-ready Microsoft Sentinel (KQL), Sigma (YAML), and Splunk detection rules with zero manual overhead.