Hi, I'm Constantine - I build Celmis, self-hosted

Mine starts with a number too: 220 seconds. That's how long it took, on a real
dependency advisory, from pressing a button to an open pull request — the alert
landed, an embedded coding session opened already holding the repository and
the package, edited an isolated checkout, and the runner pushed the branch.

I build Celmis: one tree-sitter symbol graph across a set of repositories, read
by four surfaces — cross-repo Q&A with citations re-checked against the files
on disk, a pull-request reviewer, generated documentation, and an MCP server.
Self-hosted, AGPL-3.0, one machine under docker compose.

The number I'd rather not hide: 17th of 50 on a public PR-review benchmark. I
audited all 79 findings the benchmark scored as false positives against the
source and published the verdicts — 33 turned out to be real defects the gold
set missed. A wrong number said honestly is worth more than a good one said
quietly.

Launching Thursday, 00:01 PT.