You pick a tier — $9, $19, or $49. You enter someone’s email. You pay. They receive a beautifully designed email informing them that you spent that exact amount on this email instead of on them. The $49 email spends three paragraphs explaining in detail what $49 could have bought them. It bought them none of those things. No certificate. No download. No gag box. Just an email. That’s the product. Built in a weekend by a graphic designer from Romania with zero dev background.