You wrote fixed button. You pushed. You moved on.
But the button wept. The git log wept. Your future self, six months hence, staring at git blame at 2am — they wept the most.
Dramatic Commits takes your shameful, lazy, three-word commit messages and transforms them into the masterpieces they always deserved to be. Shakespearean tragedy. Villain monologues. Existential dread. Indian meme chaos. All of it. For a button fix.