AI that roasts your New Year's resolution and predicts exactly when you'll quit. Enter your goal, rate your confidence, get a brutal reality check with a personalized quit date and shareable roast card. The vision: motivation through roasting. Coming soon - leaderboards to compete with friends, progress check-ins that hold you accountable, and partnerships for those who want to prove the AI wrong. 80% of resolutions fail by February. We just tell you the truth upfront. Free, no signup.