A menu bar companion that watches your Mac habits — lid opens, late nights, idle time, alt-tabbing — and roasts you with voice lines from The Donald.
Don't like it? Physically slap your MacBook. The accelerometer detects it. KO at 32 hits and the character runs across your desktop screaming.
Built in 4 days by a web dev with zero Swift knowledge. 100% AI-coded with Claude Code. $5 lifetime.
