SimplyHeadlines, the daily email newsletter that TechCrunch called "Five Years Too Late" in 2006, is back: the once-a-day email newspaper you control. Pick your RSS feeds, add fun widgets (weather, stocks, joke of the day, Trump-eraseer, etc.), and get a clean “top headlines only” digest—now with a sprinkle of AI for feed discovery and quick summaries. Will everyone want this? Hell no. Might you? Who knows? Is it now 25 years too late? Only you can decide.